Script

Howard: "Hello?"

Ira: "Hey what's up?"

Howard: "I need your help can you come here?"

Ira: "I can't, I'm buying clothes."

Howard: "Alright well hurry up and come over here."

Ira: "I can't find them."

Howard: What do you mean you can't find them?"

Ira: "I can't find them. There's only soup."

Howard: "What do you mean there's only soup?"

Ira: "It means there's only soup!"

Howard: "Well then get out of the soup isle!"

Ira: "Alright you don't have to shout at me!"

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"There's more soup."

Howard: "What do you mean there's more soup?"

Ira: "There's just more soup."

Howard: "Go into the next aisle!"

Ira: "There's still soup!"

Howard: "Where are you right now?"

Ira: "I'm at a soup."

Howard: "What do you mean you're at soup?"

Ira: "I mean I'm at soup!"

Howard: "What store are you in?"

Ira: "I'm at the soup store!"

Howard: "Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?"

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**Dialogue in italics is barely audible

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